Meet Inness, Megan, and Tama the Alucard fangirls – all of whom ship Alucard with themselves ^_~

Integra: In any case, this is an isolated incident.

Fangirl: No, it isn’t.

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Integra: Isn’t it? How many such fangirls can there be?

Fangirl: Alucard is so incredibly sexy and tall and dark and red and black and white all together are my favorite colors and his glasses are so friggin’ spiffy and and and he has the best guns ever and his ties are a little odd but still wonderful and his coffin is gorgeous and HE is gorgeous and his berserker phase is so amusing

Alucard: This many!

Integra: Ah.