Alucard: A fangirl who pairs me with herself.
Integra: It’s the next logical step. After all, most of them have remarked on what they think is sex appeal in you.
Alucard: You mean you don’t think I have sex appeal?
Integra: Not only that, I think they’re cracked in the head for coming up with the idea.
Alucard: Or perhaps you’re just jealous that none of your fans think you’re sexy.
Integra: You assume I want to be thought of in that way.
Enrico: Are they always like this?
Seras: Pretty much.