Alucard: A fangirl who pairs me with herself.

Integra: It’s the next logical step. After all, most of them have remarked on what they think is sex appeal in you.

Alucard: You mean you don’t think I have sex appeal?

Integra: Not only that, I think they’re cracked in the head for coming up with the idea.

Alucard: Or perhaps you’re just jealous that none of your fans think you’re sexy.

Integra: You assume I want to be thought of in that way.

Enrico: Are they always like this?

Seras: Pretty much.