And here we have Connor the Seras fanboy!

Enrico: Luke?

Fanboy: Seras is sooooooooooo cool and she is a vamp and she is not all mighty “like Alucard” (I hate him) and she is hot too and she

[gasp!]

Alucard: You don’t actually need to breathe unless you’re talking, Police Girl.

Fanboy: is nice and cool and she is the best Hellsing ever!!!!!!!!!

Seras (thinking): Sorry, bad habit… I didn’t know you could kiss like that!

Alucard (psychically): It’s a reflection of how the fangirls who identify with you would like to be kissed.

Enrico: Luke Valentine?

Fanboy: And you? What pairing do you support?

Seras: What is a pairing?

Fanboy: Thank god for that!