Integra: So the little scene on the floor over there is due to fangirls who would like to pair Alucard with Seras.

Enrico: And the “I hope”?

Integra: Fangirls who pair Alucard– or, for that matter, Seras– with me, and thus want me to be jealous.

Enrico: wait… you and Seras? They can do that too?

These fangirls can just change my actions according to their whims? Who do you think I’d be paired with?

Fangirl 1: Hey, step away from my bishi!

Fangirl 2: Watch your proximity to Integra and her greatness!

Integra: You could ask them.

Enrico: All right… what pairings do you support?

Fangirl 3: EnricoxIntegra!

Fangirl 1: AlucardxIntegra!

Fangirl 4: EnricoxIntegra or EnricoxHeinkel!

Fangirl 1: … and EnricoxLuke!