Integra: So the little scene on the floor over there is due to fangirls who would like to pair Alucard with Seras.
Enrico: And the “I hope”?
Integra: Fangirls who pair Alucard– or, for that matter, Seras– with me, and thus want me to be jealous.
Enrico: wait… you and Seras? They can do that too?
These fangirls can just change my actions according to their whims? Who do you think I’d be paired with?
Fangirl 1: Hey, step away from my bishi!
Fangirl 2: Watch your proximity to Integra and her greatness!
Integra: You could ask them.
Enrico: All right… what pairings do you support?
Fangirl 3: EnricoxIntegra!
Fangirl 1: AlucardxIntegra!
Fangirl 4: EnricoxIntegra or EnricoxHeinkel!
Fangirl 1: … and EnricoxLuke!