Fangirl 1: Integra’s so mean for refusing the flowers Enrico gave her! See how thoughtful he is? Flowers for everyone! I mean!

Integra: Those ‘thoughtful’ flowers were a distraction while he killed my soldiers.

Fangirl 1: Look at Enrico in the Crossfire series at the back of the Hellsing manga! He’s got a FLUFFY ponytail there!

He’s so versatile and cool like that! Did I mention he wears black and a cross? That is awesome! He’s so hot!

Integra (thinking): Wait… why am I trying to justify myself to a fangirl?

Enrico: Hey, does this one rant?

Fangirl 2: Ahem…

OMFG YOU ARE THE SEX0R!!111 I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES! YOU ARE SO HOT AND SEXY AND FUNNY AND EBILISH, BUT NOT AS EBIL AS YOU COULD BE, AND HOT AND SEXY AND AWESOME~

Enrico (thinking): I’m sorry I asked.

Fangirl 1: Even when he’s mad he can pull off looking so cute!