I can’t take credit for Enrico’s “I ♥ Jesus” swimsuit; it was inspired by a piece of fanart by Croaky.

Enrico Maxwell: Hey there, beautiful! Enjoying your cruise?

Integra (thinking): Well, at least this one’s male…and he has my gender right…

Enrico: I’d compliment you on your tan, but I’ve seen you at Christmas so I know that’s your natural color…

Integra: Wait a minute – I know that voice!

Integra: Enrico Maxwell?!

Enrico: In the flesh! It’s good to see you too!