Jan: I’d like to take a moment to address all Hellsing fans. As you have probably sorted out by now, I swear. A lot. And it’s come to my attention that this upsets some of you. Frankly…

…I had no idea that it was so objectionable! And I certainly had no intention of offending anyone!

So, to all of you who were offended, I would like to apologize. I’m truly sorry, and I promise I’ll try to break my cursing habit. And, in conclusion…

…April &$#*ing Fools, !%!#ers.