Mom: You realize, of course, Erin, that the blood you donate will go to surgeries and the like. It won’t go to Alucard.

Erin: It won’t?!?

All right, people, here’s the deal. We’re in the middle of a nationwide blood shortage. I’m finally old enough to donate, so I’m giving blood for the first time today. If you can, join me!

Their website is www.redcross.org and their phone number is 1-800-GIVE-LIFE. And no, you don’t get to take your donation home with you.

Erin: Drat…