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New Year Bonus

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Integra: You know, the famous ball may be about to drop in New York City, signaling the official arrival of the New Year, but they’re on Eastern Time, we’re on Greenwich Mean Time, the year started six hours ago here, and it’s time to get back to work.

Christmas Special 22/22

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Lesson to you all: When you put up mistletoe, remember that you put it up.

Note from The Future: I had completely forgotten the strip had Seras/Integra content this early on. It’s so long ago, I wasn’t even out of the closet yet.

[SMOOCH!]

[choke]
Seras: S-Sir Integra?!
[gasp]

Integra: Is something amiss, police girl?

Seras: I — I–
[cough]

Integra: You’ll be more careful next time you put up mistletoe, won’t you?

Seras: [gasp] Y-yes!

[Limited release complete. See you next time!]

Christmas Special 21/22

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Integra: Seras, will you take the cups back to the kitchen?

Seras: Sure, Sir Integra!

Integra (pointing at Walter): Hold this.

Walter: Where’s she going?

Alucard: To get her revenge.

The Life That Never Ends – Complete Lyrics

The Life That Never Ends – Complete Lyrics published on

…she has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
she has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
she has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
she has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
she has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
she has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
she has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
she has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
she has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
she has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
she has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
she has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
she has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
she has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
she has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
she has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
she has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
she has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
she has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
she has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
she has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
she has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
she has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
she has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
she has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
she has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
she has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
she has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
she has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
she has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
she has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
she has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
she has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because…

[Continued]

Fangirl Karaoke: The Song That Never Ends

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This one gets really long, so the complete lyrics have their own page.

Erin: Actually, change of plans: You guys won’t get all the Sunday Editions anymore.

Fanboy: Why not? Are you out of karaoke ideas?

Erin: Well, no; I still have a list of songs I want to parody. But I have an even longer list…

…of one-shot jokes and such that lend themselves to Sunday strips. I’ll still do songs once in a while, just not every week.

Fangirl: Ah.

Erin: Also, I’m really sick of drawing fangirls.

Besides…what if I didn’t make this change, and then ran out of songs, and then you had to parody something really bad or annoying, like, say, the Song That Never Ends…

Fangirls: Great idea!

Erin: Me and my big mouth…

Fangirls:
She has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood, not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
She has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood, not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because
She has the life that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!
Police Girl drank Alucard’s blood, not knowing what it was
And she will keep on living now forever just because…

[Continued]

Christmas Special 19/22

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I don’t care if you don’t celebrate. Have a merry day anyway.

Crowd: We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year! Good tidings we bring to you and your kin! Good tidings for Christmas and a happy New Year!

Christmas Special 18/22

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Enrico: We’re going around to a bunch of Catholic orphanages and boarding schools and such in England, so we thought we’d stop off here first.

And we wondered if you’d like to come with us! Oh, and Alex promises…

Ahem.

Alex: Oh, right! Um. I promise not to attack or harm any Hellsing members, monsters or otherwise, during Christmas.

…In the name of the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Spirit.

Enrico: There. Now he’ll go to hell if he breaks that. So, what do you say?

Integra: …

Get your coats on.

Christmas Special 17/22

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Walter: This is what I was about to tell you, Integra…

The cell phone’s location was right outside our door!

Anderson & Enrico & Heinkel & Yumiko & Renaldo: Joy to the world, the Lord is come! / Let Earth receive her king! / Let every heart / Prepare him room / And heaven and nature sing / And heaven, and heaven and nature sing!

Christmas Special 16/22

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[warm and fuzzy feelings]

Walter: Integra, the call was from a cell phone, location…

[God rest ye merry, gentlemen, let nothing you dismay]

Integra: Just a moment, Walter — hear that? We have carolers!

Walter: But —

Integra: You can still tell me after they’re gone.

[Remember Christ our savior was born on Christmas day / To save us all from Satan’s pow’r when we had gone astray]

Integra (thinking): Never let your guard down because of a warm and fuzzy feeling…

[Oh-oh tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy! Oh-oh, ti-idings of comfort and joy!]

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