– Ah, the Christmas season! Well, technically it’s only Advent, but who cares? We’re starting the carols now!

– Feel free to join in any time…

On the first day of Christmas my vampire gave to me
A translated Hellsing CD

On the second day of Christmas my vampire gave to me
Two giant guns
And a translated Hellsing CD

On the third day of Christmas my vampire gave to me
Three cigars
Two giant guns
And a translated Hellsing CD

On the fourth day of Christmas my vampire gave to me
Four DVDs
Three cigars, two giant guns
And a translated Hellsing CD

On the fifth day of Christmas my vampire gave to me
Five pints of blood!
Four DVDs, three cigars, two giant guns
And a translated Hellsing CD

On the sixth day of Christmas my vampire gave to me
Six silver bullets
Five pints of blood!
Four DVDs, three cigars, two giant guns
And a translated Hellsing CD