– We’re finally doing a They Might Be Giants tune!

– It’s about time! “Birdhouse In Your Soul” in three…two…

I’m your only friend
I’m not your only friend
But I’m a thirsty undead friend
But really I’m not actually your friend
But I am

Lots of red eyes in the mirror in the flashback
They’re watching over you
Make a little coffin in your soul
Needn’t be so angry about it
Give me an order, I’ll carry out it
Make a little coffin in your soul

I have a secret to spill
From in your dream on a hill
It’s a simple message and I’m leaving off the trimmings and frills

So the dreamer watches as I
Spin my pentagram into the sky
A monster’s coming and we’re gonna have a great big fight!

My life is infinite
And I won’t ever submit to your control

Glowing glasses in the shadow in the dream scene
They’re watching over you
Make a little coffin in your soul
Needn’t be so angry about it
Give me an order, I’ll carry out it
Make a little coffin in your soul

I’m your only friend
I’m not your only friend
But I’m a thirsty undead friend
But really I’m not actually your friend
But I am

There’s a picture opposite me
Of your diligent ancestry
Who locked me up downstairs and kept this island vampire-free

Though I respect that a lot
I really wish that wasn’t your job
Because you know I’d really like to drink your blood but I cannot

Vampire in servitude
Like guardian angels, he’s always near

Pair of red eyes in the puddle under your fight
They’re watching over you
Make a little coffin in your soul
Needn’t be so angry about it
Give me an order, I’ll carry out it
Make a little coffin in your soul

(and while you’re at it
Keep the nightlight on inside the coffin in your soul)