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Fangirl Karaoke: 13 Days of Hellsing Christmas, part I

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– Ah, the Christmas season! Well, technically it’s only Advent, but who cares? We’re starting the carols now!

– Feel free to join in any time…

On the first day of Christmas my vampire gave to me
A translated Hellsing CD

On the second day of Christmas my vampire gave to me
Two giant guns
And a translated Hellsing CD

On the third day of Christmas my vampire gave to me
Three cigars
Two giant guns
And a translated Hellsing CD

On the fourth day of Christmas my vampire gave to me
Four DVDs
Three cigars, two giant guns
And a translated Hellsing CD

On the fifth day of Christmas my vampire gave to me
Five pints of blood!
Four DVDs, three cigars, two giant guns
And a translated Hellsing CD

On the sixth day of Christmas my vampire gave to me
Six silver bullets
Five pints of blood!
Four DVDs, three cigars, two giant guns
And a translated Hellsing CD

Thanksgiving Bonus

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Fangirls at Thanksgiving…

Erin: And I’m thankful for Sir Integra Wingates Hellsing!

Mom: She’s not real.

[This is my mom. She’s very much a literalist.]

Erin: Well then, can I be thankful for Kouta Hirano? He’s real.

Mom: I guess so. Why?

Erin: Because he created Sir Integra Wingates Hellsing!

Mom: I give up.

Cigar Break – Omake

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Entirely true story.

So this is what my mother said while we were watching Hellsing…

Mom: Oh no, Integra’s a bad role model…she smokes.

Erin: Don’t worry, Mom…until I’m in charge of a secret vampire-hunting organization, I won’t start smoking.

Mom: Oh. Okay.

Erin (thinking): Besides…she can quit any time.

Cigar Break 12/12

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Day 30 rolls around at last…

Seras: …and you haven’t smoked a single cigar! I must admit, I never thought someone who smokes as much as you do could just up and quit that abruptly.

Integra: It’s a gift. So are you satisfied now, police girl? That I’m not addicted?

Seras: I guess so!
[SHOCK]

Walter: Did she just say Integra’s not a cigar addict?

Alucard: There are times when I swear that woman’s not human.

Early that morning:

Seras (thinking): Has somebody scented this room? It smells like…steak and kidney pie…?!

[Limited release complete — see you next time!]

Fangirl Karaoke: Birdhouse In Your Soul

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– We’re finally doing a They Might Be Giants tune!

– It’s about time! “Birdhouse In Your Soul” in three…two…

I’m your only friend
I’m not your only friend
But I’m a thirsty undead friend
But really I’m not actually your friend
But I am

Lots of red eyes in the mirror in the flashback
They’re watching over you
Make a little coffin in your soul
Needn’t be so angry about it
Give me an order, I’ll carry out it
Make a little coffin in your soul

I have a secret to spill
From in your dream on a hill
It’s a simple message and I’m leaving off the trimmings and frills

So the dreamer watches as I
Spin my pentagram into the sky
A monster’s coming and we’re gonna have a great big fight!

My life is infinite
And I won’t ever submit to your control

Glowing glasses in the shadow in the dream scene
They’re watching over you
Make a little coffin in your soul
Needn’t be so angry about it
Give me an order, I’ll carry out it
Make a little coffin in your soul

I’m your only friend
I’m not your only friend
But I’m a thirsty undead friend
But really I’m not actually your friend
But I am

There’s a picture opposite me
Of your diligent ancestry
Who locked me up downstairs and kept this island vampire-free

Though I respect that a lot
I really wish that wasn’t your job
Because you know I’d really like to drink your blood but I cannot

Vampire in servitude
Like guardian angels, he’s always near

Pair of red eyes in the puddle under your fight
They’re watching over you
Make a little coffin in your soul
Needn’t be so angry about it
Give me an order, I’ll carry out it
Make a little coffin in your soul

(and while you’re at it
Keep the nightlight on inside the coffin in your soul)

Cigar Break 10/12

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Integra: Given: cigar smoke, while just as bad for the lungs as moking, does not incite or promote addiction.

Therefore, when, say, Alucard lights a cigar in my vicinity, there is no reason to consider it a violation of agreement.

Seras: I suppose not.

Integra: By that same token, if I light a cigar — not to smoke it, just for the smell — then there’s no problem, correct?

Seras: Well, yes, but…why?

I mean, what possible value could the smell of cigars have for you?

Integra: …It reminds me of my father.

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