– I found the hat!
– Great! Roll cameras!

– Today’s HellSING will be a special one: sung in costume!

– The singer is cosplaying Alucard; the lyrics are in his point of view. Parody of Elton John’s “Crocodile Rock.”

– ::ahem::

I remember in ‘forty-one
Me and Walter had so much fun
Fighting armies of undead
Had a gun he’d made me and a hat on my head

But the biggest kick I ever got
Was doing a thing called the Nosferatu Rock
While the other soldiers cleaned the vampires’ clocks
We were slicing and dicing to the Nosferatu Rock, well!

That fighting was so exciting!
With him it was such a thrill!
I never knew me a better time and I bet I never will

You should have been there: those bloody fights
When Walter sliced those vampires right!
And the Nosferatu Rock was ou-hou-out of-a si-i-i-i-ight!

Laaaaa, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la…

Then the war was through, the enemy withdrew
Walter being human, would grow old, I knew
Long nights locked up in the basement alone
Dreaming of the battles that we once had won

But I won’t forget the thrills I got
Shooting ghouls to the Nosferatu Rock
Learning fast as the years went fast
We really thought the Nosferatu Rock would last, well!

That fighting was so exciting!
With him it was such a thrill!
I never knew me a better time and I bet I never will

You should have been there: those bloody fights
When Walter sliced those vampires right!
And the Nosferatu Rock was ou-hou-out of-a si-i-i-i-ight!

Laaaaa, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la…
Laaaaa, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la…