Happy Halloween!
Alucard: Laugh and I’ll have you in 151 collectible pieces before you can say “Thunder Shock.”
Integra: The readers have spoken; polls say this is twice as scary as the Powerpuff version of you.
Pikacard: The readers will die.
Posts from October 2003
Halloween Special 2003: Seras
Note from The Future: Early foreshadowing of the existence of Sailor Hellsing.
Seras: Kami to ouhi ni kawatte, oshioki yo!*
*In the name of God and the Queen, I’ll punish you!
Integra: Now, why didn’t I just dress like that?
Seras: Because I would have put your hair on odango.
Halloween Special 2003: Integra
Integra: Heads are going to roll for this.
Alucard: Mmm…neck!
Enrico: Mmm…parts that are decidedly not neck!
Halloween Special 2003: Anderson & Yumie
Costume party at Iscariot! That’s Yumie with Anderson. She’s the alternate personality of Yumiko (one of the commenting kao; the other is supposed to be Heinkel, not Seras).
Anderson: Did Yumiko have any objection to the costume?
Yumie: She would if she knew about it.
Yumiko: She’s so awful! Do something, Heinkel!
Heinkel: Against your worse half? Not likely.
Halloween Special 2003: Walter
Walter as a more literal Angel of Death. The colorful kao commenting is Mika, a completely un-Hellsing-related character of mine.
Fangirl Karaoke: Happy Birthday
All the fangirls and fanboys in the final panel are friends of mine.
– And now for something completely different…
– Today’s karaoke will be a rather unusual one.
– We’re singing the real lyrics, not a parody.
– Unfortunately, we have no idea who wrote this song, so we can’t give them credit…
– …but that’s okay, because it’s public domain anyhow! A-one, a-two…
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday dear Erin,
Happy birthday to you![birthday girl doujinshi-ka]
The Morning After 14/14
Alucard: Integra.
Let’s do this more often — go to parties, I mean. They’re fun.
[leaning on air]
Alucard: Heh heh heh.
[Limited release complete. See you next time!]
The Morning After 13/14
Alucard: We arrived back here with total discretion; I put you in your room and then came down to mine. Oh, and I informed Walter not to let you be disturbed.
Integra: And the coat?
Walter: You seemed cold.
Integra: That’s not what I’m asking.
Alucard: There was no exchange, blood or otherwise, if that’s what you’re worrying about.
The Morning After 12/14
Southampton is the port the Titanic left from…see, cleverness.
Alucard (narrating): You talked much but said little for most of the flight. Then, over Southampton…
Integra (flashback): I’m flying, Jack!
Alucard (flashback): That’s it. I’m putting you to sleep.
The Morning After 11/14
Dedicated to Catie, an Alucard fangirl who kept requesting this scene.
Integra: And…?
Alucard: Well, I can hardly refuse a direct order from you, now can I?
Alucard (flashback): And now I’m taking you home.
Integra (flashback): S’all good.