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Hollywood Special 2003: Alucard

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Happy Halloween!

Alucard: Laugh and I’ll have you in 151 collectible pieces before you can say “Thunder Shock.”

Integra: The readers have spoken; polls say this is twice as scary as the Powerpuff version of you.

Pikacard: The readers will die.

Halloween Special 2003: Seras

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Note from The Future: Early foreshadowing of the existence of Sailor Hellsing.

Seras: Kami to ouhi ni kawatte, oshioki yo!*

*In the name of God and the Queen, I’ll punish you!

Integra: Now, why didn’t I just dress like that?

Seras: Because I would have put your hair on odango.

Halloween Special 2003: Anderson & Yumie

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Costume party at Iscariot! That’s Yumie with Anderson. She’s the alternate personality of Yumiko (one of the commenting kao; the other is supposed to be Heinkel, not Seras).

Anderson: Did Yumiko have any objection to the costume?

Yumie: She would if she knew about it.

Yumiko: She’s so awful! Do something, Heinkel!

Heinkel: Against your worse half? Not likely.

Fangirl Karaoke: Happy Birthday

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All the fangirls and fanboys in the final panel are friends of mine.

– And now for something completely different…

– Today’s karaoke will be a rather unusual one.

– We’re singing the real lyrics, not a parody.

– Unfortunately, we have no idea who wrote this song, so we can’t give them credit…

– …but that’s okay, because it’s public domain anyhow! A-one, a-two…

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday dear Erin,
Happy birthday to you!

[birthday girl doujinshi-ka]

The Morning After 13/14

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Alucard: We arrived back here with total discretion; I put you in your room and then came down to mine. Oh, and I informed Walter not to let you be disturbed.

Integra: And the coat?

Walter: You seemed cold.

Integra: That’s not what I’m asking.

Alucard: There was no exchange, blood or otherwise, if that’s what you’re worrying about.

The Morning After 12/14

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Southampton is the port the Titanic left from…see, cleverness.

Alucard (narrating): You talked much but said little for most of the flight. Then, over Southampton…

Integra (flashback): I’m flying, Jack!

Alucard (flashback): That’s it. I’m putting you to sleep.

The Morning After 11/14

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Dedicated to Catie, an Alucard fangirl who kept requesting this scene.

Integra: And…?

Alucard: Well, I can hardly refuse a direct order from you, now can I?

Alucard (flashback): And now I’m taking you home.

Integra (flashback): S’all good.

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