Alucard: But do consider the offer. True, I am far older than Walter, but I don’t look it.

Integra: Out of the question. You don’t honestly think a ballroom full of upper-crust aristocrats will fail to notice a vampire in their midst? At least a few will be aware of the reality of such creatures.

Alucard: You really haven’t thought this through, have you?
Integra: *twitch*