The database is represented by real Hellsing fansites: the still-beautiful Solid&Etc, and the now-defunct Hellsing.nu.
Walter: Fangirl removal doesn’t seem likely. Most recorded cases have stayed on their obsession despite all removal attempts — until that person’s death.
Walter: Fanboys are rare; there are hardly any records of them. This one must be quite unique.
Fanboy: Aaah, you’re just special, Walter.
Walter: Why thank you. But that doesn’t mean I want you attached for the rest of my life.